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Chuck Norris java jokes

Posted on May 20, 2009 at 11:26am 0 Comments

got these from www dot ovisual dot com/4/



Chuck Norris can make a class that is both abstract and final.

Chuck Norris serializes objects straight into human skulls.

Chuck Norris doesn’t deploy web applications, he roundhouse kicks them into the server.

Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Roundhouse Kick.

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard… Continue

IM Twitter Bot

Posted on November 25, 2008 at 11:17pm 1 Comment

So for all of you twitters out there here is a little tutorial how to write your own IM bot to easily update twitter using IM client. I know i know you can use the official IM twitter bot BUT it is down right now. So, why not use your own.



First of all read post How to Write Your Own IM Bot in Less Than 5 Minutes



Follow all the steps and create your own bot.

Next add the… Continue

Bye bye X

Posted on November 20, 2008 at 11:28am 0 Comments

I promise I tried. I tried really hard to get used to it and to love it... but i just can't waste anymore time with Ubuntu's

X! I am switching back to XP. I will use linux (ubuntu) or any other distribution ONLY for non X stuff. Let's admit: Linux's X is not THAT great! It is buggy it is slower than XP and i dont ever wanna talk about OSX. I am so tired of Segmentation Fault, trail and errors and spending days and nights getting something to work.



I ran… Continue

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At 7:23pm on November 14, 2008, Michael Levin said…
Hi Nem and welcome to Codetown!
 
 
 

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